Our Channels Hey, that's what she calls herself, at least in the email she just sent introducing herself.
She wants to know
"Why Can't I Own Canadians?"
Her commenters helpfully debunk that stupid-yet-heavily-emailed "Letter to Dr. Laura" thing they stole and used on The
West Wing, that takes a bunch of Old Testament verses (see if this sounds familiar) out of context and throws them
together to sound as absurd as possible.