Christopher Hitchens gets beaten up in Syria; both balls were unharmed, remain unnaturally huge

Yikes,
poor guy.

He got in a few nights ago and surprisingly went out drinking. On his way out of the bar he
saw an SSNP poster and wrote on it “Fuck the SSNP”. There just happened to be some SSNP thugs near by–most likely
asking people for their ID, and most likely to no avail–and saw him write on the poster and kicked his ass. He is still
walking with a limp.